I am 45 years young today. Hurray!!
I got up and opened my presents. The highlight was a Wii Fit which I think sends a pretty clear message. The clear message it sends is that my son is a great salesman. Having failed to convince me that my wife really wanted a Wii Fit for her birthday, he managed to convince her that I just could not continue without my very own Wii Fit.
So, I jumped on the Wii Fit. It scanned me, weighed me, made me do balancing exercies and then after a drum roll it announced the result.
"Happy Birthday, Tom, your Wii Fit age is 53"