So, I took my lovely daughter to the hospital yesterday for a check up. She had an ECG and we sat down with the consultant to talk through the results.
The consultant talked to my daughter whilst I sat in the background, taking a few notes. At one point the consultant said "we will do something called a Tilt-table test".
Ah yes, said my daughter, my Dad has told me about the tilt table test.
Consultant turns sharply to me as I sit with my notebook in the corner. "Are you in the medical profession?" She asks suspiciously.
"Well, not as such, no errrr errr..." I start to burble and just manage to catch my daughter's eye in time to stop her from revealing that all my medical knowledge comes directly from Series 1, 2 and 3 of House.